Plug Your Ears

Living in this moment

Just me writing this little poem

Still not sure if I should call it poem

Because more than likely these words aren't going to rhyme

There's probably not even going to be a flow

Because my mind is all over the place unless I'm in the zone

I'm certainly not in the zone

I'm sitting on a bench in the sun

Thinking about how I should be having a brew and not going on a run

If I drink enough beers, does that count as a bicep curl?

Who needs biceps, after all I am just a girl

But who says girls can't lift

I mean most of them just go look in the mirror and then split

I guess that was rude, we aren't all like that

Some of us like to get ripped and have a nice back

I'm not talking about a back, I think you know what I mean

You know that thing that's a little above the back side of our knees

Alright I'm getting carried away

It must be the sun sizzling my brain

This literally makes no sense

Kinda like New Zealand pies filled with mince

I'm just kidding, they're alright

Try it out, take a bite

Not of your phone screen you silly goose

That's gonna taste like plastic and probably chip a tooth

This poem is literally getting so bad

That's probably why I always made my teachers so mad

I do what it takes to get the assignment done

I do what it takes while having a little fun

Who knew I'd be doing this even after I graduated

But I guess that's like saying boys are going to stop masturbating

I take that back, that was highly inappropriate

But so is an addict taking their opioids

I think I'm taking this a little bit too far

I guess I will go get in my car

But wait, that's right I don't have one

I guess I'll just lace up my shoes and go on a run

Sike, I already told you that I'd rather be drinking a brew

I'm going to go ahead and end this even though I am not through

Mainly because the sun is gone

Only because I'm in an office with the windows shut

Get me out of here, set me free!

If only money really did grow on trees...

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